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I has new job! Forever 21 thankfully hired me despite my short stay here. They said I could only stay until September 15th, but that's ok since I need to get my wisdom teeth pulled sometime this summer and can't be decent in public for a week. And then it's lovely lovely England.

I got my Fresher's Guide to Oxford, which is basically a guide to all the pubs in Oxford. Also, my freind Michael is in there with a giant inflatable penis. Further research showed that this picture is actually on facebook in the album called "Wandering the Streets of Oxford with a Giant Inflatable Penis." Oi.

Katya: Plz pick up my Burberry Wellie's from Kids Shoes tomorrow. Because the kid's version is a third of the price of the adult one.

This weekend was fun enough. 4/20 was spent eating a lot of cake because I am a fat kid. Actually, Laura held a birthday party for everyone who had birthdays in the summer and baked tons of cake for them although UPD seemed to think we were celebrating 4/20. Pot goes in brownies, not cake, k? Saturday my roomies + Jim went to Adams Morgan and had Ghana food. Which was ok, but I think my heart/stomach will always lie with the prissy cultures (namely, France and Japan).

Ugh, I have so much work to do. It's not even like it's hard or interesting work. It's like professors were bored and decided that since it was the end of the year, they might as well give out one more assignment for shits and giggles even though it really doesn't help us learn anything. So now I'm bogged down in work when really I just want to spend my last few weeks here relaxing and see all my friends before I go away to the other side of the ocean.

Also, I hate my lab TA. We were suppose to have a review session for our final Sunday but she canceled it because she was hungover. If she wanted to cancel the final because she was hungover, I'm perfectly ok with that but seriously she's being paid to help us learn. Tough titties I've had a professor do an entire lecture visiably hungover. People take tests hungover. A review session is small beans.

I fail to see how I am not a workaholic.

I burned myself making cookies today. Cookies, how could you hurt me? :(

Back to the books!

Ugh, I hate you GWU. First, it's Valentines Day. Everyone should just cancel classes so everyone who has someone can have a nice day together and everyone who is single has sufficient time to mope, eat Chinese food and watch Project Runway marathons. Additionaly, there was a huge snow storm last night. There was at least two inches of snow on the ground. It melted a little during the day but that didn't help. It just made the ground supper slipper and because DC has awful draiange, there were inch deep puddles three feet across in front of all the intersections. You think this would be enough to cancel class. No, no every single one of my classes were still going on. One of the buildings was almost completely dark besides my class room because every other professor had decided to cancel. Stupid asian professors. Assimilate already and become a lazy banana like me.

I am however looking forward to the weekend. We're going to Charlottesville for the Circle K convention. Last year's was fun and this one should be better since we now have cars so we can go out at night. And Charlottesville is better than the middle of nowhere we were last time.

LOST was actually kind of good tonight.